If your mother tells you that she's going to have breast reduction surgery, and then tells you that the doctor wonders why she took so long to come in because she's abnormally top-heavy, and then tells you that the nurse commented that her bo-jangas must weigh 20 lbs each, and then your mother says she responded that they do, and that the nurse asked if she had ever weighed them, and then your mother says that she responded that she had weighed them....
PLEASE.....for your own safety and peace of mind....
DO NOT!!!!!!
...ask your mother how she weighed them. You really really really really really dont want to hear that story.
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